I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
@PotatoChip077 now where on god’s green earth would that link lead to?
@aedonflux Omg THE APOLOGY 💀
Okie dokie, I’ve finished reheating myself in bed. Getting online soon! https://t.co/HqMmzDRQIk
I hope everyone has a blessed evening https://t.co/VODXLX06E1
@paparazzyee 🤨 just breaking my balls here
@AlexKarana @ChompersRudy @IlhanMN I can see what you’re saying, but this is an L take. It comes off dismissive of… https://t.co/URPjYgFKSr
@CarmsCams eyes n thighs 😮💨
I look lot less messy when ya slap a sparkle filter on me. Bet you *almost* can’t even tell I have a cold and just… https://t.co/UPtO2PCoS1
@PotatoChip077 I suppose I do have a star shaped hole…
I wish I brought a vibrator. All the local fruit is round or star shaped and not gonna do it for me.
@bellum00 Aww you miss me, how embarrassing 😚
@bellum00 RECORDING SOFTWARE READY TO GO 😆
@rob101011 You know how many bishes I can fit in a Toyota Sienna?? 7 PLUS 1 on my lap. So far, I’ve only ever fit 0… https://t.co/WEQqbKDnuz
@Freeheel2 you bought it ON SALE?! How dare you 😂
Favorite interaction of the night: *Doorbell rings* “TRICK OR TREAT!” Kid 1: you look like chucky. Me: *dies*… https://t.co/pGVPQtaU48
@snowtimelike Oh I cam at weird times about twice a month 😅 What’s a good time to be on?
This month I experienced loss, grief, chaotic work drama, & nonstop stress. I think I survived because I love Hallo… https://t.co/QIyvGqtNZZ
@Ebolo_ ❤️ https://t.co/KPEJHy60IA
Stupid sexy Halloween. No fun at all! https://t.co/QoDEzNyV8r https://t.co/wHuCi6eDLN
@azn_otaku @AriLewd @Chaospher3 😐
RT @PotatoChip077: @ImStellarLoving and @TifaTuesdays that was legitimately one of the most entertaining shows I've ever seen on MFC. Was…
Online 😉
Tifania Scamonov. Famous camgirl. Username SendKhlebMony https://t.co/4BWjBiz1oj
@bbprivate57 @Ryo17733 Soo… are you gonna come break my neighborhood’s water pipes or should I just try to roleplay… https://t.co/NpYXPtO482
@paparazzyee 😐 I would think they say something along the lines of “crikey” like “CRIKEY LOOK AT THE BOOSH ON THIS ORIENTAL ONE ‘ERE”
@MissTerraForest YOU’RE PRETTY 📢
I’M GOING TO VEGAS BABYYY!!! Thank you thank you THANK YOU to everyone who made it happen so fast! Hope they give m… https://t.co/4zJyowGy3o
No service out here, hope you get this. I miss you guys! https://t.co/HMumO8nyVO
@heyitscarmslol @carmscams My favorite scamgirl! I mean camgirl??
This hello is for anyone who feels alone right now: hello, what’s up? How’s your day? 🙂
@Ebolo_ I DO NOT NEED TO WITNESS MY BROTHER “USING” MY TENTACLE THANKYOUVERYMUCH
@sanicavenger Oh just normal household tools… YOU don’t have one?? I thought everyone had jiggly wriggly tentacles for daily use!
@paparazzyee You don’t say! Well then… *puts away waxing kit*
Heh… https://t.co/jPIqTj1uyF
@Astro_sky_boy 😆
Hey guys!! Something came up so I’ll be online tomorrow okay??
@azn_otaku Yea you like that? https://t.co/ly1Hyj9aFF
@goodidea_ You can bet your best biscuits that Ted Lasso will make like a prime fishing location… a pier.
I have a cheating fetish so yesterday was actually a really good day for me thank you. Love me some low-res porn! Good night!
@ShaochinTweets It’s not tho, I see it every time there’s a full moon and a mirror
Hey Jupiter 🤩 stayed up all last night hanging out with stars https://t.co/Qs5XxSEdXp
@LastCH808 Worse. “Saffron cream” noodles, so like, butter with little red flower petals and overpriced 🙃
Just in time for carb season! Time to embiggen the booba for warmth before winter https://t.co/fe3xgCxlOB https://t.co/cE5ZaSQ3F9
Omg it’s not pronounced “wheelbarrel” I’m so embarrassed
I’m grape jelly cuz look how easy and purple I spread https://t.co/eJpU4hdj9O
@Astro_sky_boy 😆 don’t you sass me!
@RorrieG You’re one of the best parts of MFC during all these years 😊
Tonight I need you to help stretch me out. https://t.co/V65lAuxJYQ
@HSugarCookie Not a drug, but shoutout to Fanny
It’s that time of year when the nights are fickle and can’t decide if it’s warm or cool. Oh well, let’s get sweaty… https://t.co/t6pfJ0BPNl
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KittyPurrz |
AstroDomina |
Rayne_ |
LunaLamb |